Go For Gold in the Bedroom
With the Games on everyone’s lips at the moment we thought we should get in on the action too. However, here at Slapper Dating we’ve got our very own version of the Games which we think you’re going to enjoy a lot more. So instead of tuning into the Games this summer head straight to the bedroom for some sporting action of your own!
Athletics – Forget track and field events, we’re talking bedroom athletics obviously! Athletics are all about endurance, speed and stamina. So set aside a whole day and dedicate it to your very own sex marathon– the only athletics worth thinking about this summer!
Handball - We had to do our research but apparently this is a genuine sport in which two teams try to get the ball into a goal using their hands. Well, we can think of much better things to do with our hands and a pair of balls! So, whether you’re giving his a hand job or a blow job, make sure you pay special attention to his balls – giving them a gently fondle, suck and tug to mix things up!
Triathlon – Forget muti-sport, the only triathlon we’re interested in here at Slapper Dating is the kind that involves ‘multi-people.’ Yes, we’re talking about a threesome. So find some willing participants (won’t be hard on Slapper Dating) and have your very own fuckfest, triathlon style!
Water Sports – Whether water sports is your thing, you’ve always fantasised about it, or you’re just curious – what better excuse to host your own version of the water sports than the 2012 London Games. So go on, give each other a golden shower!
Gymnastics – When we think of gymnastics we can’t help but dream up all of the positions we can get ourselves in. So limber up, maybe buy a copy of the Kama Sutra and show your partner just how flexible you are in the bedroom. You’re bound to get full marks!
On Your Marks, Get Ready, Set… GO!