Slapper Dating’s sex resolutions worth keeping

With the New Year well under way we’re sure you’ve been busy making made resolutions for 2012. However, here at Slapper Dating we’ve got some resolutions of our own that, if followed, are guaranteed to get all you slappers and slapper lovers the action that you are craving. Read on to find out our sex advice to ensure you get all the action with local slappers this year!

Keep fit – Chances are this resolution is on the top of everyone’s list. It’s nothing ground breaking and it certainly isn’t anything new. However, instead of hitting the gym this year get your exercise in the bedroom. A half hour romp can burn up to 144+ calories; likewise, giving oral can burn up to 100 calories per half an hour. Throw in a little extra moaning and sighing and you can burn an extra 18 to 30 calories. Who knew burning calories could be so fun?

Eat healthy- And no, we don’t mean eating salads for lunch and stir-fry’s for dinner! Introducing food in the bedroom is one of the best ways to spice things up in the bedroom. So to make sure that you’re getting your 5 a day we suggest you get messy with some mango, feed each other pineapple (it will make semen taste better), and use frozen grapes to trace shapes over each other’s nipples, inner thighs and genitalia for spine tingling sensation. We’ll leave the cucumber to your imagination…

Try new sex positions – It can be easy to get comfortable in your sex life especially when you have a favourite move which you know you’ve perfected. The only problem is if you stick to your signature moves things can get a little stale and boring. So Slapper Dating’s suggestion for 2012? Mix it up a bit by getting stuck into a copy the Kama Sutra, renting some erotic films, or better yet, watch out for Slapper Dating’s position of the month on our blog to get some great sex ideas!

Take up a new hobby- New Year’s resolutions don’t always have to be about giving something up or cutting out the things you love. So how about putting a positive spin on your resolutions this year and take up a new hobby? Here at Slapper Dating we love the idea of Burlesque or pole dancing (for the ladies) or how about a naked drawing class? These hobbies are guaranteed to have you feeling sexy in no time and that should reflect in your sex drive.

Feel sexy- When you feel sexy you act sexy so don’t save your ‘bests’ for special occasions. Wear underwear that makes you feel sexy every day - even if you’re just popping to the shops to get some milk. Knowing that you’ve got your best underwear on underneath your clothes with instantly give you a glow and make you feel ready for anything!

Spend longer on foreplay- We know that sometimes you’re just too horny to spend any time on foreplay, but often this can be the best bit. So this year make sure that one of your resolutions is to spend more time teasing, kissing, licking and sucking. There is so much to foreplay that you really shouldn’t be writing this off as simply a warm up exercise.

Find sex in your area with the help of Slapper Dating and put our resolutions to good use this year!

The Slapper Dating team