Getting laid in lockdown

19 Jan 2021 - 15:43

As we head into a new national lockdown, those of us who enjoy the promiscuity of casual dating will be faced with another few months of self pleasure.

Here are some tips that will help you make the most of your sexual appetite without the dangers of meeting in person.


It may seem obvious but sexting is a great way to build tension. Sending back and forth messages fantasising about what you'd be doing, tasting or touching will really get their juices flowing. Starting off with a ‘I wish you were here...’ message is a great way to get things started.

Send provocative pics

Why not show them what they’re missing by sending a flirty pic. Whether it be underwear, a teaser of what may be underneath your clothing or a full-frontal nude, spicing things up and swapping some sexy pictures will definitely keep you both interested until you are able to meet in person.

Phone sex

Much like sexting, phone sex can keep the yearing alive. Say what you want that person to do to you and explain what you’d do to them if they were with you at that moment. Touch yourself and tell them how good it feels. Before you both know you’ll both be nearing climax and will be able to hear each other orgasm.

Video call

If you want to be really naughty, why not take phone sex a step further by showing them. Pleasuring yourself whilst they watch will certainly prevent any dull days in lockdown. Find a place to prop your phone up with the lightning behind you will be the most flattering. Be sure to turn your notifications off, who wants to be disturbed during such a sexy scene.

Use sex toys

If you’re happy enough to ride the wave solo, opt for a sex toy. You can pleasure yourself to your heart's content until you are able to meet someone in person. You could even introduce your sex toys to your next video call ;)

Remember guys, stay safe and don’t meet in person.

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