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Tips for Posing Topless
Did you know that you’re 15 times more likely to be contacted if you have a picture on your profile? Now imagine that that picture is a carefully posed topless shot and your chances of getting the attention you deserve could sky rocket! So, if you’re going to go to the effort of uploading a topless picture to your online dating profile, we want to make sure you do it properly! Here are our do’s and don’ts of posing topless.
DO consider clothing: Ladies, sometimes less is more. Think about it, you don’t want to give the gents the show before they’ve even bought a...
Happy Think about Sex Day
Today (14th February) may be famous for being Valentine’s Day but did you know that it’s also ‘Think about Sex Day’. However, if you’re here chances are you’ll only be celebrating the latter.
You may well be thinking ‘why is there a day dedicated to thinking about sex’? Most of us think about sex every second of every day, we don’t need to be encouraged to think about it anymore. After all, sex is everywhere; in adverts, in films, online, in magazines and so on. However, national Think About Sex Day isn’t about having sex on your mind all day, it’s about raising awareness about...
Have You Been Naughty or Nice?
He's making a list, he's checking it twice! With Christmas just around the corner we want to know if you've been naughty or nice this year!
Each answer has a score by the side of it. Simply answer the questions and count up your score to see if you're on Slapper Dating's naughty or nice list! Once you've totalled up your score, click submit on the form and head back here to check your answers!
Take The Survey to Find Out If You're Naughty Or Nice
If You Scored Between 8-10 - You're Nice!
But...
Have Sex Around the House!
During the summer months we tend to crave a little alfresco action; getting dirty in the woods, baring all on the back lawn or having sex on the beach. However, now that the weather has turned a little nippy, it may be more tempting to stay in and bare all in the comfort of your home. So, to keep things a little more interesting, and so you don’t get bored of the bedroom, we’ve got tips for doing it all over the house. This may sound like a game of Cluedo but trust us, it’s a lot more fun!
The Kitchen – Do it on the kitchen table, on top of the counter or on the...
Slapper of the Month
Check out Alana, our Slapper of the Month...
"I'm originally from Belfast but now living in Manchester, City Centre. I have a great life and a high sex drive. I'm a curvy/big girl and I'm happy with it!"
If you fancy a bit of fun with Alana why not send her a message? She's ready and waiting over on Slapper Dating!
Cheesy Halloween Chat Up Lines
With plenty of tricks, lots of treats and as much dress up as your naughty box of outfits holds, Halloween is just over a week away and we're getting into the spirit of things here at Slapper Dating! So much so, we've been thinking up some Halloween chat up lines that we can use on anyone we bump into! So, whether you're dressing up as a horny devil, a wicked witch, or a sex-starved skeleton, here our some of our spook-tacular chat up lines for the holiday!
'Wana take a ride on my broom stick?'
'My real costume is at home in a box under my bed'
'Your haunt or mine?'...
Sex Is Best On A Thursday!
OK, ok so we don't actually expect you to reserve sex for a Thursday, however, new research carried out by The London School of Economics has found that Thursday is the best day of the week to get down and dirty! According to the study our cortisol levels, which stimulate our sex hormones, reach their peak by the fourth day of the week. In fact, our cortisol levels are at their highest in the morning and you know what that means don't you? Morning sex! So what better excuse to get jiggy this morning (not that you really need one) than your naturally high sex drive.
We're thinking...
Sex Toy Joy
After our recent post about vibrators we were so excited when we found out about the newest, cutest little bunny on the market - the Odeco Totoro Vibe.
This little baby might look cute and innocent but don't be fooled by it's appearance because it packs a punch! With a motor in each soft ear (to allow for precise stimulation), a whisper-quiet mode, 3 different speeds and 7 different pulse modes, you can be in control of each and every body tingling...
Slapper of the Month
We've search Slapper Dating and we've picked our our sexy Slapper of the month. Introducing Sue...
"Hi guys Im very naughty and will only chat with you if you shoke me with your kinky dirty messages. Ive heard most things so you really have to think filthy!! xxx"
Fancy some dirty online sex chat with Sue? Or how about arranging to meet up for a quick shag? Why not sign up or log in to...
Hysteria
Here at Slapper Dating we think that a vibrator is a girl’s best friend, so you can imagine our excitement when we found out about the release of Hysteria; the romantic comedy which tells the tale of the invention of the trusty little device itself. We’ve always had too much fun using our vibrators (whether solo or with a partner) to ever really think about ‘their story’, as it were, but all that's about to change. So, before the release of Hysteria, here are a few interesting facts about the little pleasure provider…
Fun Facts About The Vibrator
• Before the...
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