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Cheesy Halloween Chat Up Lines
With plenty of tricks, lots of treats and as much dress up as your naughty box of outfits holds, Halloween is just over a week away and we're getting into the spirit of things here at Slapper Dating! So much so, we've been thinking up some Halloween chat up lines that we can use on anyone we bump into! So, whether you're dressing up as a horny devil, a wicked witch, or a sex-starved skeleton, here our some of our spook-tacular chat up lines for the holiday!
'Wana take a ride on my broom stick?'
'My real costume is at home in a box under my bed'
'Your haunt or mine?'...
Sex Is Best On A Thursday!
OK, ok so we don't actually expect you to reserve sex for a Thursday, however, new research carried out by The London School of Economics has found that Thursday is the best day of the week to get down and dirty! According to the study our cortisol levels, which stimulate our sex hormones, reach their peak by the fourth day of the week. In fact, our cortisol levels are at their highest in the morning and you know what that means don't you? Morning sex! So what better excuse to get jiggy this morning (not that you really need one) than your naturally high sex drive.
We're thinking...
Sex Toy Joy
After our recent post about vibrators we were so excited when we found out about the newest, cutest little bunny on the market - the Odeco Totoro Vibe.
This little baby might look cute and innocent but don't be fooled by it's appearance because it packs a punch! With a motor in each soft ear (to allow for precise stimulation), a whisper-quiet mode, 3 different speeds and 7 different pulse modes, you can be in control of each and every body tingling...
Slapper of the Month
We've search Slapper Dating and we've picked our our sexy Slapper of the month. Introducing Sue...
"Hi guys Im very naughty and will only chat with you if you shoke me with your kinky dirty messages. Ive heard most things so you really have to think filthy!! xxx"
Fancy some dirty online sex chat with Sue? Or how about arranging to meet up for a quick shag? Why not sign up or log in to...
Hysteria
Here at Slapper Dating we think that a vibrator is a girl’s best friend, so you can imagine our excitement when we found out about the release of Hysteria; the romantic comedy which tells the tale of the invention of the trusty little device itself. We’ve always had too much fun using our vibrators (whether solo or with a partner) to ever really think about ‘their story’, as it were, but all that's about to change. So, before the release of Hysteria, here are a few interesting facts about the little pleasure provider…
Fun Facts About The Vibrator
• Before the...
Sex Toys You Didn’t Know You Had
Forget forking out loads of money on expensive toys and gadgets; although that’s great you may be overlooking some everyday objects with hidden pleasurable uses. So as always, Slapper Dating is here to show you the fun you could be having with the objects you already have.
Scarf - Think less about accessorizing and more about sexualizing. Grab a couple of scarfs from your wardrobe and get down to business by tying him to the bedpost or blind-folding him. Better yet, do both. Once you’ve got him right where you want him, tease, tempt and...
Go For Gold in the Bedroom
With the Games on everyone’s lips at the moment we thought we should get in on the action too. However, here at Slapper Dating we’ve got our very own version of the Games which we think you’re going to enjoy a lot more. So instead of tuning into the Games this summer head straight to the bedroom for some sporting action of your own!
Athletics – Forget track and field events, we’re talking bedroom athletics obviously! Athletics are all about endurance, speed and stamina. So set aside a whole day and dedicate it to your very own sex...
69 Ways to Spice up Your Sex Life!
These get us a little hot in the loins just thinking about them! Why not work your way down the list and tick them off as you go.
1. Make a home movie
2. Have a threesome
3. Send a dirty text
4. Feed each other
5. Do a strip tease
6. Tie someone to your bedpost
7. Talk dirty
8. Masturbate in front of each other
9. Try anal sex
10. Have sex in public
11. Try not to get turned on
12. Play fight
13. Use a strap on
14. Stay in bed all day
15. Roleplay; doctors and nurses, boss and secretary, pizza...
Sex Must Do’s
Here at Slapper Dating we know that there’s nothing you won’t try at least once. However, in case you’re missing anything from your list we’ve put together our sex must do’s! So read on to find out what they are and make sure you’re getting the most out of your sex life!
Masturbate: Masturbation is a great way to explore your body as well as drive him wild. Turn it into a bit of a show and let your partner see every inch of pleasure register on your face, watch how your body shakes and quivers and enjoy seeing how you good you can make yourself feel. Turn it up a...
Slapper Dating's Member of the Month!
Hi
Used to online date and had fun so am having another try.
This site only allowing myself to refer to myself as "slapper" turned me on, so I thought I'd join!
I like kink, creative sex, submission, strict men, all sorts!
Also like rock and live music, travel, books, pubs.
So if you feel like a natter or like an obedient servant say hi :P!
Why not send Faye a message and see if she's up for some fun with you!
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